Festival Goer Finds Secret Photos of 'Mooch' Director

NEW YORK, NY — During the Rejecta Film Festival, one curious attendee discovered an unmarked envelope sitting beneath their folding chair. Inside were dozens of personal photos of Mooch director Jeff Ryan — some mid-bite, others mid-cry.

“It was like opening a door into someone’s emotional fridge,” said the finder, who has since uploaded the images to a fan-run Discord called The Mooch Files.

Ryan has not commented publicly, but was seen the next morning nervously checking under every chair in the venue.